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chez plz

[AlliGator @allirut]

my idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as humanly possible and seeing if you can handle it

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Win tickets for Austin City Limits Festival Weekend One w/ Sabrina Carpenter, Hozier, Doja Cat, https://t.co/UrhsHsIHAY

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I need a man who cries and throws up when I don’t text him back

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my toxic trait is I think I could wake up to a bear and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me

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tell me a ADHD without telling you have ADHD.

I’ll go first :

I did two weeks of research for a hair dryer, use it once and then haven’t used it since 💀

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I haven’t changed my profile pic since 2016, it was time #NewProfilePic

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when I say, “huh?” then immediately answer your question, it’s not that I’m deaf. my brain just be lagging like a 2005 Dell desktop

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What strain of weed will make me feel like I grew up with a father?

[Victoria M'lynn @victoria_mlynn]

Is he hot or does he just have tattoos?

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@victoria_mlynn doing it for the memories✨

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debating if I should continue my healing journey or go insane🤔

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of course I have a praise kink, I have 3 siblings and was ignored as a child

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

a rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but will turner and/or elizabeth swann will

[AlliGator @allirut]

I need a shock caller that gives me 50 volts every time I think about something for too long and hurt my own feelings

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KFC and Tinder have the same satisfaction to regret ratio

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the ADHD urge to use parentheses in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

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thinking about the time my ex told me I would benefit from therapy and then my therapist helped me dump him🥰 he wasn’t wrong

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Win tickets for Illicit Comedy: Stand-Up Showcase at East Austin Comedy Club, May 31, 2023 with Do512 https://t.co/KxzV96qt5K