Allison

Basically an a-hole

[Allison @allisaurus13]

@Harry_Styles is killing the game tbh. #HadToBeSaid

[TooFunnyPics @toofunnypics]

When you tell your friend "I wanna die" but instead of them trying to make you feel better they say "same"

[mads @maddyyscottt]

*snapchat isnt working*
*checks twitter to see that im not alone*

[penny clarke @pennyyclarke]

when snapchat’s not working so you log out but you just played yourself cause now you can’t log back in.🤦🏼‍♀️

[Allison @allisaurus13]

New phone. Who dis?

[Allison @allisaurus13]

Over cooking a waffle in the microwave and it getting all hard is Gods way of telling you that you should have used a toaster.

[Allison @allisaurus13]

I love when people let me get in front of them in line at the store when I only have 1 item and they have an entire cart full #littlethings

[Allison @allisaurus13]

Big Fish will forever set the standards for my #relationshipgoals

[Allison @allisaurus13]

@Marissa_Booth27 me https://t.co/iTwAMUbomi

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

What do you do for a living?

[Where Are They Now? @WATNCelebrity]

#Throwback

[Allison @allisaurus13]

@Marissa_Booth27 https://t.co/UaNh4IUg1h

[Allison @allisaurus13]

@Marissa_Booth27 @UberFacts I literally didn't even release u tagged me and I read it and was like "shit that's me" THEN saw u tagged me 😂👌🏻 #spoton #youknowmetoowell

[Allison @allisaurus13]

Probably the cutest thing on the planet. #Bowwowbowtie #doglove

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

"Money? I haven’t heard that name in years.”

[Sam Donovan @samueljdonovan]

Taylor doesn't care if you like it or not: she wants you to hear it (you did) and talk about it (you are).

She always wins.

[Allison @allisaurus13]

Worked 90 hours the past two weeks to make sure I had plenty of extra money to buy my betta fish a much bigger tank. Exciting stuff being me

[T U ₿ ₿ @DwayneMyTubb]

Say what you want about Taylor (if you dont love her you're an idiot) but she has the best business mindset of any artist ever #TaylorSwift

[Allison @allisaurus13]

@taylorswift13 opened the chamber of secrets 🐍🐍 #TS6IsComing #enemiesoftheheir...beware