Lambert's uWu Function

he/him...?

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People I mix up

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

[In conculsion, Sue Donym is a land of contrasts. @daehruoyserehw]

part of the goal of social crusades against trans people is to subtly enforce traditional gender roles on the cis population, lest they bring scrutiny (and violence) to their own identities. if you're a scrawny boy with long hair or a girl with a buzz cut, your ass is next.

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

This is the link, I meant to include it in the first tweet. It’s a long read but thoroughly exposes what an absolute house of cards the trans athlete question is built upon. https://t.co/rcm8q85A6W

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These 12 hour shifts got me seeing the 1s and 0s!

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

riding a regional train for the first time in more than a year. this rules. all airplanes should be sold for scrap to build more train lines and all recorded knowledge of flight technology should be destroyed

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!!

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The Green New Deal should subsidize energy drinks for the working class

[Chelsea E. Manning @xychelsea]

“nothing will fundamentally change”

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@abbs__k

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Pretty close to a perfect weekend😊

[Brian Firenzi @mrbrianfirenzi]

GEORGE LUCAS: And I'd like to show you this, David. It's General Grievous
DAVID LYNCH: Wow. What a thing that is. Just marvelous
GEORGE LUCAS: He has four arms and a cape
DAVID LYNCH: Magnificent stuff, George. Grievous. Just a peach of a thing.
GEORGE LUCAS: [beaming] I know

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Charting some transition vibes

[Chelsea E. Manning @xychelsea]

enjoy the weekend

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Compactness is a cool concept, like even the definition is interesting.

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Happy pride month

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@abbs__k

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Bari Weiss looks like Maya Rudolph and someone else I can't quite think of.