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[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

the block button isn’t enough i need to hire a hitman

[Soup @soupinthering]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette

[ً @sajzxa]

i can honestly say this has been the most eye opening year for me

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"do you remember?"

Me:

[liyah @hm_liyah]

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

bro adhd is so weird i just was watching a movie fully looking at it and zoned out for 5 minutes thinking about chuckie cheese and my third grade best friend

[jazzily @hello1ts_jazz]

“are u ok?” no, i need moneeEeeyy

[Ammaar Joosub 🇵🇸🇿🇦 @AmmaarJoosub]

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me and not the camera version.

[q @qglezzz]

he’s a 10 but he has a phone

[Payton @paytonchiann]

I miss $200 round trip flights 🥲

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

whoever keeping arizona tea at 99 cents need to run our economy

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar

[Adalynn ✞💛 @addy_celeste]

My sweet mommy , I will miss you forever. 🤍🕊