Allison!

short skirt, long jacket

[Allison! @allison137221]

Lay on the horn? I’ll crash my car to prove that it haunts me miss Abrams

[Allison! @allison137221]

Officer I’m sorry for swerving down the road but I need both my arms to do the hot to go dance

[Allison! @allison137221]

The hoes gotta understand I have to work in the morning

[Allison! @allison137221]

Can’t wait for April first I love when everybody gets all foolish

[Allison! @allison137221]

The silent bond you make with everyone waiting in the lobby while you’re getting new tires🫶🏻

[Allison! @allison137221]

2024 is the year of corned beef hash. Don’t even ask me about it just except it.

[Allison! @allison137221]

Yo the History Channel kinda fucks

[Allison! @allison137221]

I know I’m not a parent but what about your child screaming as loud as they possibly can right next to you makes you think “omg this is the perfect time to call and order a pizza!”

[Allison! @allison137221]

Sarah J. Maas is the only reason I get out of bed in the morning

[Allison! @allison137221]

Dinner with your roommates is the best thing that can happen to you when you’re 23

[Allison! @allison137221]

Everyday I have to engage in small talk, and everyday it makes me want to die!

[Allison! @allison137221]

“Dont just live a life where you go to work and then die”

Okay what do you want me to do about the fact that my car payment literally is due tomorrow

[Allison! @allison137221]

Thumbs down reacting to a text from my doctor telling me I’m do for a checkup

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If you think that you could wake me up
Then you don’t know how well i sleep

[Allison! @allison137221]

I am the worlds biggest cry baby

[Allison! @allison137221]

It’s time for me to get real with you guys. I haven’t been taking my women’s vitamins🥶

[Allison! @allison137221]

At the bar by myself bartender asked me how’s it going do you think he will listen to me cry

[Allison! @allison137221]

Girl dinner @baylee_perez

[Allison! @allison137221]

Girl dinner

[Allison! @allison137221]

15mg can and are breaking my heart right now fr

[Allison! @allison137221]

Long neck ice cold 10mg edibles never broke my heart <3