Allison Allen

on this earth to prove people wrong about scorpios and people who drive a prius

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thank u, cats

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Thinking about how I live in Orlando and now I’m gonna have to tell people my favorite princess is princess peach after seeing the mario movie 🍑

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Just sitting on the couch talking cats

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This is how you Christmas shop.. @Cody_Danja in Universal while I sit in city walk with a margarita while he FaceTimes me while he shops #hohoho

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Just passed a road in Alabama called paper company road.. this is the best birthday

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Game plan: keep driving west to extend my 20s #NewOrleansbound

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Last week of my 20s and my tummy hurts thinking about it

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“Miss. Alice- we have a tv in our house!” -Little kid from literally all the way across the room at work today

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@Zak_Bagans @maaaadib making sure you see this

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Chasing tequila shots with coffee #HurricaneIan

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Praying for the safety of everyone in Florida ❤️ a place close to my heart!

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That nose isn’t vegan

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Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man's nose near Razorback Stadium https://t.co/zlOVNNdOOX

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To future self:

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El girl, you’re cindy lou who

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Okay this Vecna character in stranger things is literally the Halloween grinch

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For some reason @Cody_Danja doesn’t believe you should know what predatory animals live in your state

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Thinking about all those friendships I lost touch with because I literally have NOTHING to say 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I kinda want to drop everything and become a park ranger

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Anddd I might have lost that scrunchie so I’m trying not to freak

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Never thought of it before but it is actually kinda weird that I wear my hair in the exact same way with the exact same scrunchie everyday to work

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But on the other hand that post covid apartment clean 🤌🏼

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Nothing like the 1st day back at work after covid 🫠