Allison Crosby

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

When did heart to hearts get rebranded to trauma dumping. I’d like to hire that marketing manager

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

Desperately trying to fight off pp anxiety and depression but my significant other only likes critically acclaimed films and shows so Killers of the Flower Moon before bed it is

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

Being pregnant is so great, I can finally admit I only like chicken if it’s breaded and fried and no one is phased

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

Could really use a carbonara in bed

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

Could really use a cig

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

@Mohennessey Very soon

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

@bumblebeese @MichaelPomeroy The ultimate HP nerd

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

Why do I keep getting ads like this.

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

@tayypier It was on my walk to your apt

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

What if dreams are a recollection of what happens when we black out

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

Moving to LA in August and my mom wrote in my birthday card “I hope you still come home for the holidays”.....where else would I go and what a dramatic play

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

@AshhhLennon A page turner but poorly written & annoying

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

My love language is “I’ll pick you up from the airport”

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

@MichaelPomeroy You have the most republican view of hot out of anyone I know...but this is funny lol

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@look_at_tadASS As opposed to now where they are being...?

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@bumblebeese @AmericanAir Good call!!! Updated just for this

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

Every time I try to date it’s just me googling stuff until I understand what they’re saying. Including but not limited to: pop culture, the internet, sports, politics

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

@allieee93 Give up on the app! Meet someone who sucks IRL!

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

Do you tell someone you hate their sig other or let them potentially marry someone awful? Asking for a friend

[Allison Crosby @allison_crosby]

I used to think I was so well read, but really I’m just another dumb bitch who read where the crawdads sing