Allie Curtis

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

No shame November ♋️ @simonemarieee 😂

[Simone Marie @simonemarieee]

Our life is a broken cork screw in a wine bottle 😩 @allison_curtis

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

Lolling at the TV right now because the political ads have gotten so ridiculous...... #makeitstop

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

Thank you, allergic reaction, for happening on my face as I'm trying to go to sleep..... #unimpressed #annoying

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

Why is someone working on their house at 11pm? #shutup #stophammering

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

I want to tell you that I'm sorry. But that's not for me to say.

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

What is wrong with me? I can't sleep because I'm just laying in bed laughing at myself? #weirdo #imafreak

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

Don't sit OUTSIDE to dine and then ask me to kill a fly because it's bothering your child...umm I'm sorry #itbelongsoutside #serverproblems

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

I can't stand Maine accents...or Mainers in general. #getmeout

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

why do I do this to myself? #imaloser

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

wherever you go...there you are

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

Forreal... #Ineedavacation "summer vacation" for a couple days in a week with @CieraElise16 !

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

people need to learn how to go out to eat. #mean #serverproblems

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

all the broken hearts in the world still beat

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

I think I'm in love 😍🎻🙋

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

My car smells like a cantaloupe... #wut

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

Your verbal tips are wonderful and all and make me feel like I'm a good waitress....but unfortunately they can't go in the bank #serverprobs

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

I should probably golf once this summer considering I work at a golf course and get to play for free...right? #ifonlyihadadayoff

[Allie Curtis @allison_curtis]

Cheesin' all the way to camp! Wouldn't want my 2 day "vacation" to consist of anything else ☀️😊👌🏊🎣
#happy