Allison

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Not me scouring the internet trying to validate my thought that there must be a 10 week sleep regression only to find through Reddit that my daughter fighting all her naps and false starting her bedtime sleep multiple times is a “phase”

[Allison @allison_dawe]

I got projectile spit up on twice today 🙂

[Allison @allison_dawe]

I have been pooped on, peed on and projectile spit up on.. & I’ve only been awake for an hour. Motherhood is fun!!

[Allison @allison_dawe]

I love when I’m in someone’s close friends on insta even though we haven’t talked in forever. 🥹

[Allison @allison_dawe]

My daughter enjoys getting into the bath but never fails to have a meltdown getting out. She really is a mini me 🤭

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Update: she’s back to grunting. I can sleep peacefully for the next hour. 🥹

[Allison @allison_dawe]

My child makes so much noise when she’s sleeping, but tonight she’s been quiet as a mouse. It’s stressing me out so bad that I physically cannot sleep.

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Guess who’s back and ready to yap

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Kinda hate using this app but would never dare putting my bare ass naked thoughts on threads.

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Fighting the urge to buy something for myself so people have a Christmas present idea for me is so difficult. What if I don’t get it and I could have bought it weeks before??

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Finding out that gossip girl is back on Netflix is quite literally the best thing to happen to me this week.

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Nothing gets me more heated than someone treating me as if I don’t know how to do my job.

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Consciously stressed because I just bought $80 worth of Alani Artic White, which is criminal since it’s only 24 cans worth, but subconsciously not giving a care in the world because I love and miss it sm

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Why do my sleepy weeks always end up being my early weeks for work 🥲

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Nothing like a relaxing hour long morning walk with Bruce, to be followed by a panic attack because I thought one of my little rambunctious cats got out. We love a balance.

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Sometimes I just forget what I was hootin about as I’m mid holler. It’s so frustrating ☹️

[Allison @allison_dawe]

On a side note, eyebrow blindness is in fact a real thing. After looking at old pictures, I can’t believe how thick and dark I use to do my brows.

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Grief is such a weird thing sometimes.

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Whoever buys the cosmic stardust Alani & keeps it in production needs to show themselves because wtf

[Allison @allison_dawe]

Hey hi hello what have I missed since being on here last