Allison James

Thinking of things worth saying in 140 characters or less.

[Allison James @allison_james11]

Really though...the woman could have her own show.

[Allison James @allison_james11]

How does my mom not have her own show by now?

[Allison James @allison_james11]

My mom is perfect.

[Allison James @allison_james11]

Ashton Kutcher will run out from behind a curtain and tell us we've all been punked soon...right?! #Election2016

[Allison James @allison_james11]

I wonder when my calc teacher will realize that calling every equation "very easy" does not, in fact, make it any easier.

[Allison James @allison_james11]

Everyone in Lawrence is thinking, "damn...coulda been us." #NationalChampionship

[Allison James @allison_james11]

An entire wall of vans...I'm in heaven.

[Allison James @allison_james11]

When you tell your mom you miss her and this is her response 😂...#reasonsilovedeb

[Allison James @allison_james11]

The bathroom is Murphy is a great place to go if you wanna feel like a movie star

[Allison James @allison_james11]

Something is wrong in the academic world when students are charged $100 just for an access code to a course site. On top of a pricey book.

[Allison James @allison_james11]

There was no one more perfect for the role of Snape.

[Allison James @allison_james11]

Frank. Mason.

[Allison James @allison_james11]

Overtime. Exactly how this game should go.

[Allison James @allison_james11]

Do you think Dick Vitale knows where he is anymore?

[Allison James @allison_james11]

Ole Bill just about punched that ref

[Allison James @allison_james11]

I genuinely have no idea what Dick Vitale is talking about half the time.

[Allison James @allison_james11]

She just referred to herself as, "my personal legal eagle." 😂 #reasonsilovedeb

[Allison James @allison_james11]

It's weirdly sad to drive by and see a flat place where McCollum used to be. #3rdfloorforlife

[Jefferson's Lawrence @JeffersonsKU]

Win Free Wings 4 A Year! Seriously. Just Retweet to register. Win tweet 11/22. Remember, $6.99 burgers AND a side on Monday. #itcouldbeyou

[Allison James @allison_james11]

This seems a bit premature.