Allison Langer

Think, think, think.

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

Eight days after I was fired from SNL I saw Jason Isbell play in Brooklyn. Yesterday he gave me a shoutout for my work in The White Lotus. This full-circle moment is a reminder that good music is medicinal, and when you’re at your lowest and filled with doubt, never ever give up.

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Every day becoming a spinster seems more appealing

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Confirmed. One season. 43 episodes. What have I done.

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Wait, it's 43 episodes?

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Why did I just start watching Love Island

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

#birbsitting #bird #jackie #sohandsome #butnottoosmart

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

No work til Tuesday and no sleep til Brooklyn #beastieboys #iveaccomplishednothing #andimokaywiththat

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Made a comically large bowl of #picodegallo and it's all for me #sundayfunday

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

My husband makes the best mashed potatoes and yes that is also why I married him #mashedtaters #makethewholebag #yeahicaneat5lbsofpotatoeswhatsup

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Smells like #hotgarbage outside work today. Coincidentally, also what I feel like today. #trashy

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Whatever happened to hoobastank

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

#realshampoo my hair yesterday, take it out of bun 9:15pm following day and it is still wet and fresh #yahhhbitch

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Hmmm to #realshampoo or #dryshampoo

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Pretty sure I've developed an alcohol intolerance and it's miserable #sadiwantwine

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Everything is annoying

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

@RStitchey Cried the whole ride home 👍

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Love when people tell me I'm doing my job incorrectly simply because they feel they have a higher level of education. Even if they have no idea of my credentials or what they're talking about. #nurselife

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Things are scary out there.

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Just took a quiz and found out I would totally survive the zombie apocalypse, so I will rest real easy tonight.

[Allison Langer @allison_langer]

Wishing the dad sneaker trend would fizzle out already.