Allison🌈

what happened last night

[Allison🌈 @allison_mag]

"Can you please wait until I'm drunk to yell at me, sober me didn't do this and she's feeling very attacked right now"

[FLETCHER @findingfletcher]

getting bored. feel like being unhinged

[culture @notgwendalupe]

2 years ago, the 'oklahoma' bathroom scene happened in 'euphoria'

[نیما @whipaf]

im corny by choice yall were born on the cob

[Aarón @aaronriver0]

It literally says

GAY SEX ?

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry nothings wrong it’s just that everyone is too loud and the lights are too bright and i feel violent

[ᵖˡˢsapphic chaos @lenamiusgf]

she’s so hilarious for this

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

1. Large ice spears melt slower so it doesn't dilute the drink as fast

2. Cocktails are usually about 1.5-3 oz of booze max, no matter how much ice is in them. Asking for less ice will not get more drink.

3. Presentation matters.

I encourage you all to make a bartender friend.

[Allison🌈 @allison_mag]

@chootieboop God I would do it just to see you everyday of my life😩

[Chef Anthony Thomas @ChefAnthonyDC]

Finally the Tiny Desk we been waiting for

[★ an angel ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ ★ @PAAPERSAM]

you guys were eating at warped tour?

[yam haus @yamhaus]

10 am-12 pm bottomless mimosas
12:30pm Oppenheimer
4-6pm ungodly amount of Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks, 4 bottles of red wine, and shrimp alfredo
7pm Barbie
10 pm- 2 am existential reflection and discussion with the boys over beers

[alice is seeing hayley @miseryroute]

this is what i mean when i say absolutely no one is doing it like her

[martin 🤺 @martinwhaa]

me if kissing the homies when i’m drunk was illegal

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

real

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

whatever this is

[Danii Horror @daniihorror]

girls when we dont have a sweet treat

[Allison🌈 @allison_mag]

@macatron @chootieboop @golfwithyamama Loyal triple play soldier for 3 years, reporting for duty 🫡

[gaychel @coochieflop]

watching the ultimatum: queer love