Allison Reller

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[Allison Reller @allison_reller]

If your Facebook profile says “works at the Krusty Krab,” I automatically assume you have never held a job for more than a month

[Allison Reller @allison_reller]

Running at night in all black clothes, won’t even be mad if I get hit by a car

[Allison Reller @allison_reller]

Sometimes, you just gotta nonchalantly punch your bff in the face 🐶🥊🐶

[Allison Reller @allison_reller]

Back from a three year Twitter break 🤷‍♀️