Allison Ruiz

I'm not rude , I'm just honest 😏 #LaPatronaDeShade™ 😎

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

Idk but I be scrolling on Threads daily and find ZERO propaganda 🥴.

Break up with X soon?

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

FEMA said - remember , we run alllllll this ish . Behave , OR ELSE.

[FEMA Region 8 @femaregion8]

Are your Facebook and Instagram pages down right now?

Today is a great reminder to have MULTIPLE WAYS to get in touch with family and friends:

📱Call or text
💬Social media apps
🕊️Carrier pigeon...?

Check out https://t.co/KzruqoNBfC for ways you can prepare for emergencies!

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

@Rissa_Peterson @Meta is down 🥴

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

Everyone else my age: $20k+ in savings

Me : *BROKE & Bourgeoise ™️” 🫠🫶🏽

[Blunt Mama Ruiz @BluntBabyMama]

2.5 y/o is still nursing🤱 y’all - I need it stop . SEND HELP !

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

Twitter (or is it really called X now ) brings out a diff side of me . I really need to log off this ratchet-ery.

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

So how’s everyone been ? How’s everyone’s mental health ?!

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

Put this on record 🗣️ :

I, Allison Ruiz, would NEVER voluntarily disappear & leave behind my children . There will never ever be a challenge too large for me to just up and leave my babies .

If I disappear; something’s wrong, like really wrong .

Check my stalkers basement !

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

Another update : she ran into a sibling of mine & is still so mad 🫠🫠 crazy that I started this thread 4 years ago and each year she comes out the woodwork to remind someone how much she “NOT worried about me” 😅OKAY BABY ! If I go missing yall , it’s for sure this one .

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

LMAO! My ex best friend does this shit every year ! She’s still BIG mad that we grew apart back in high school .

“I wasn’t looking for you “ .... but yet she’s in my iMessage, IG , & FB 😳

All jokes aside ; should I be worried ?

#STALKER #Creep

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

I’m backkkkk 😅😅

[Luke Sawhook 🪚🪝 @lukesawhook]

Everyone coming back to Twitter while Instagram and Facebook are down

[Blunt Mama Ruiz @BluntBabyMama]

That seggs when the kids are at grandmas just be hitting differently 😂😝 IYKYMFK

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

Twitter - it’s been a hot minute. I miss talking shit w/ you but I’ve been busy. I promise I’ll be back soon (in case anyone GAF 😂)

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

May is Mental Health Awareness Month Folks - see a therapist …. Like FR though

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

Update : SHAWTY IS STILL ON MY SHIT 🤣 + as of today - STILL stalking and reaching out to my relatives . Restraining order ?

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

My 9 y/o overheard me whining about turning 30 in a few weeks & he says,

“Mom , you are not old . Most of my friends moms are like in their 40’s or older ! You are probably the youngest mom in my class.”

Idk if that’s a compliment or not 🥴😅

#TeenMomProbs

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

the fact that anyone who watches the show knows exactly which episode this is 😭 i remember having to close my laptop and call out of class the day i first watched

[nasir mf. @nasirmfbby]

this weekend this yt dj was like “i hate new djs” and i was like “cute idc - my mission is to remind black people that we made electronic music - what do you do besides playing music from a culture that you didn’t contribute to?” -_-

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

The ones saying @rihanna could’ve done better at #SuperBowlLVII clearly have never carried a whole ass human inside them because IYKYK & clearly —YOU DONT KNOW

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

I couldn’t even go up a flight of stairs without being out of breath while pregnant but @rihanna over here SLAYING half time while prego 🔥❤️🙌 #SuperBowl

[Allison Ruiz @allison_souless]

15 seconds !!!! @GilbertDurinho #UFC283