allison

unlucky, in love! • she/her • 🌈

[allison @allisonallreddd]

can I put my therapist down as a reference on a job application?

[Darth Dog Mom 🖤 BuccaNole 🏈 @DarthandDogs]

No paid maternity leave. No paid childcare. Worst maternal mortality rate of developed countries. Little to no postpartum medical care. Gender wage gap, gets worse when you take time off for child bearing and rearing. Average cost of living is almost double the average salary.

[༺ 𐂂 ༻ @touchmoonflower]

A bright and shining example of the suicidal absurdity of technocapitalist society occurs every year at this time, all across the country.
1/n

[𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 @bylarisha]

watching troye sivan become a grammy award nominated artist when you were present and seated when he was covering heartbreak girl and getting his legs waxed on youtube a decade ago is a deeply insane experience

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wish i never saw bojack horse man cause now when i experience symptoms of chronic depression i feel like a dumb ass HORSE !! Or even worse.. a female writer

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: what is your biggest obstacle
Scorpio: reality

[allison @allisonallreddd]

as someone who now lives in an apartment with a radiator for heat… i’ve gotta say… seems like a very inefficient way to warm a space

[allison @allisonallreddd]

new zach bryan. ready to cry/shout

[allison @allisonallreddd]

@alison__berg hahahaha i love you!! i’d drive you to commerce city any day

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck often

[lumberjack "migrate off this platform" wharfie @lumbjackwharfie]

hey guys check out my thoroughly researched Amtrak expansion proposal

[Meghan Ball @EldritchGirl]

As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:

[allison @allisonallreddd]

every time i submit a rent payment it makes me feel like throwing up a little . living is so EXPENSIVE ughhhhhhhhh bleh

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

Jack Harlow you will never be him

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

im on selena’s side because of that rare beauty liquid blush and her work as alex russo.

[allison @allisonallreddd]

@abbi_kate23 you’ve got this!!! have fun! 💖

[allison @allisonallreddd]

@KlintCardinal and also they just taste… fake? idk how else to describe it but yeah no, not a fan

[allison @allisonallreddd]

i have never once in my life been to a forest in utah and thought “man, it seems overgrown around here! who is going to solve this issue?” ??????? don’t cut down all the trees :-(

[dr. alex @miaowlex]

incredible to me how americans still don’t have high speed rails around the country when air travel lets everyone down season after season, over and over again