AC

she/her | Former Instagram Baddie

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

Pour some prosecco out for the bartenders having to make negroni sbagliatos for 1000 bisexuals this week

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[AC @allisoncaston]

how embarrassing… I actually like the drake album…

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Today is the 144th day of 2022.

The Uvalde shooting is the 212th mass shooting of 2022.

Gun violence is a public health crisis.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

We moving dangerous all summer

[AC @allisoncaston]

I am them too :(

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

you might be having a bad day, but just remember, there’s someone out there who has the cilantro soap gene and at least you’re not them

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

you might be having a bad day, but just remember, there’s someone out there who has the cilantro soap gene and at least you’re not them

[Rob @robrousseau]

If you don't want anyone protesting outside your house, simply do not spend your entire life accumulating political power in order to take fundamental rights away from millions of people

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

I can’t stop laughing at Republican dudes calling women who are rallying for abortion rights “cat ladies” who can’t get a date. What do they think causes the need for an abortion

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Make no mistake. A majority in this country are angry tonight. Not a small majority. A giant majority. I am seeing that rage. I am hearing that rage. I am feeling that rage. And to all scared women tonight, I will fight for you & with you. I will fight like hell. We all must.

[AC @allisoncaston]

@jenni_kbn I can do it for you

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Rami Malek is the guy who gives you a spooky speech before you enter your escape room.

[AC @allisoncaston]

Hemp hearts are that girl. Period.

[AC @allisoncaston]

Walking downhill is so embarrassing

[AC @allisoncaston]

I just got the ick 4 times within 2 minutes on a dating app

[AC @allisoncaston]

Sometimes I hate what a corny lil shit I am lol

[AC @allisoncaston]

2022 is the year my career is going to absolutely take off.