Allison Cherry 🍒

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[Allison Cherry 🍒 @allisoncherryx]

Tried on a dress that fit perfectly.

Saw the price and suddenly had very strong opinions about the stitching.

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@SamBeau1972 That’s not #ballin, that’s a hangover with a timecard 😭

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@Thatonehobo__ Bad technique gets bitten. Good technique gets invited back 😭

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@madebybritney no 😐

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@Cobratate finally.

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@mentormqsculus This is a lot of words for “her past makes me insecure.”

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@toxichoodboys Being this obsessed with girls looks exhausting, though.

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@_yeelar Willy Wonka built a whole factory around doing it by hand.

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a guy at the coffee shop asked if the seat next to me was taken.

i smiled and moved my bag.

he took the chair to another table.

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@femiiiszn standing when there’s a chair is just showing off

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@xbigxslimex being funny adds two inches.

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@Cobratate “your honor, i threw it away” is a fascinating defense

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@Cobratate small box. endless reps. no concept of tomorrow. andrew, you're a hamster.

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@jhnsfwxo i cry when i’m hungry, so this could get confusing

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@JoeBlackoutt zoom out a little and there’s just a couch.

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@realbrinab finally, a five-star review from the target audience.

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@APJVFF what if the ants think we’re the bacteria

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@ofxjulinha because some men think “hard” is a personality trait.

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@Dating_Dynamics morning sex? i haven’t even agreed to morning.