allison coheres

30 cf @allisoncomments formerly @schnaigs

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you're not nonbinary, you're just suicidal

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some of what the every lot pittsburgh account posts are not actually from google maps street view but are in fact direct projections of the images that were seen by the eye of the divine in the dream "we" collectively had of pittsburgh before it was emanated into the lower realm

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resistance is futile? more like existence is futile

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shirtless lightning

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woodpeckers gonna woodpeck

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ouch, right in the target demographic

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i should probably just delete my stove

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rub salt in your eyes, it's fun

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@GNUsNotEunuchs I think it makes sense for like, the LIRR, but for no other public transit service in the US that I've encountered

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@techsasbro 🖕

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@GNUsNotEunuchs oh I've got just the gal! https://t.co/aBWxO2RTxf

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my royal title is "your adorableness"

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COLONIZE VENUS.

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my royal title is "your adorableness"

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get your dregs in alignment

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*looks up "eon" on Wikipedia*

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alright back to checking Twitter once an eon or so

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media title idea: "once upon a tax return"

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heaven is excessive genmaicha

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less coherent random thoughts will go here