sharty

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

Went to Whole Foods as a hobby today. Is this getting older?

[Hangout Music Fest @Hangoutfest]

The happiest days 🤙 Thank you!

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

This is amazing

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A baby was crowd-surfed at a Flo Rida concert.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A baby was crowd-surfed at a Flo Rida concert.

[☆ laney ☆ @laneybabyart]

r u okay babe ur barely releasing ur inhibitions and feeling the rain on ur skin

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

Finding out i can wake up at 5:40 and be at work by 6 is gonna be my downfall

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

Having the urge to say “I would bathe in your cum” I need answers quickly

[Zah 💤 @WeLoveYouZahir]

Bro turn on light mode n look at this again what the fuck

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

As Marianne Williamson's campaign manager, I'm curious to know how many polls will be released that ignore her declared candidacy. 🤔

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

A Black child gets murdered — they blame and attack him. A white man murders — they excuse and defend him.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: The gun used in yesterday’s Louisville bank shooting was an AR-15-style rifle, federal law enforcement says.

The SAME gun more than 30 law enforcement officers were AFRAID to confront in Uvalde that left 19 children dead.

The SAME gun that’s been
the weapon of choice in many of the most horrific mass shootings in recent memory, including the Covenant school shooting in Nashville just two weeks ago.

The SAME gun brandished by Republican radicals like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert.

The SAME gun worn as a pin on the lapels of disgusting GOP lawmakers.

This is what we need to scream everywhere:

If 30 armed officers wearing full tactical gear with ballistic shields are too afraid to confront a single gunman with an AR-15, they SHOULD NOT be in the hands of civilians.

We have the answer. It’s the guns.

BAN ASSAULT RIFLES NOW.

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

Braid one kids hair one time and now I got a line of 6…

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

This tweet did not age well

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

saying goodbye to an era… no more ipad

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

My coworker just told me her table was laughing at me using my iPad🥲

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

Currently joining the military

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

Breaking: the DOD has just announced combat heelys will become standard issue to all US troops to increase mobility in order to better close with and destroy the enemy by fire and maneuver

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

straight fax no printer!!! can’t wait to vote for this queen

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

Marianne Williamson is running for President.

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

my dandruff something horrible but i’ll be damned to have someone see a bottle of head and shoulders in my bathroom

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

first night out with the new phone and completely raw dogging it. wish me luck

[sharty @allisoncolburn]

i hope my neighbors never find out i wipe my shoes on their welcome mat every night