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the way that i would die if brita made a filter that also carbonates your water 😪

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friday at john’s alley listening to snacks at midnight play suicide saturday by hippo campus and loudly shouted “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?!(:”

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@asianglowpop playing it by year hahahahahhaha

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@asianglowpop i’m okay with this

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@asianglowpop miss pissy hahahahah

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@asianglowpop she would!!!!!

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i hold meteorologists directly responsible for the sun not shining. who do the think they are?

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being a tattooer is so wild cause you’ll be sobbing in the shop and your client shows up 15 minutes early and five minutes later you’re discussing how best to place a werewolf on their bicep!!!

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the thing im most upset about in the whole world is that im gonna have to start wearing pants again soon:(

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@asianglowpop amen mommy ily

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@asianglowpop @knad_hank hahahahahahahahahah

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u ever just start craving microplastics

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@knad_hank yes hank but have you tried jorts and/skirts? they’re so much better for you i think it’s time you get on it

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it’s actually so rude people have to wear pants everyday who made these things

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when asked how spicy i wanted my margarita i said “medium? like a swift kick in the d**k but not so hard that it rips my testies off?”

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@eggbIues i got those worms in me!

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fernet is not alcohol it’s medicine look it up!!! *cough cough* 😮‍💨

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Uh oh my brain was on speakerphone

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the milk man, but for la croix

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flip flops are ultimate ick!!!