allison

[horrified bystander @_gliv]

how lucky am i to exist at the same time as baja blasts

[fig Newton @boyfriendabuser]

get loved loser, get absolutely fucking treasured

[trash jones @jzux]

“you already told that story” oh so you hate recycling

[daniel @dirty__dan_____]

where did u people learn how to work out???? are we supposed to just innately know? idk wtf im doing

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

one day in your mid 20s you will wake up with shoulder/back pain and you'll think to yourself "that's kind of random did I sleep weird or something" and then the pain will just never go away again for the rest of your life

[IDM Genious @TianaHRR]

U can tell the economy is fucked up cuz it used to be that if u dated a white person u had a pretty good chance of going boating, now the average white person is 2 or even in some cases 3 ppl removed from a boat. Something is not right.....

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

It happened to me AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU:
I was hanging out with 2 people and the one I know better left the room for a few minutes

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

The Last of Us seems like a pretty faithful adaptation of the original game but I think it was cowardly to leave out the scene where joel gets killed 18 times in the first clicker room and considers getting a refund

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

you want me to go to the toilet. The thing that killed Elvis

[GL @gldivittorio]

Picking out wine based on how pretty I think the label is and not associating with anyone who knows if it’s good or not

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

Motion detecting home security camera working well!

[grovy @grovymango]

oh my body would rot in there i would refuse to leave it

[🦄KNSG @oseee_xoxo]

Ppl need to let go of this strange ‘everyone wants to know my business but I don’t tell them’ fantasy 😭 no one cares, we’re all busy tryna fit 8hrs sleep into 3hrs