Allison Duck

Tree-hugging writer and content marketer loving the sunshine in SoCal!

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

@ripkeniv Nope! I love a good free education opportunity! :) Eager to see what sessions they’ve got planned for this year’s conference!

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

Who else is attending Google I/O 2025?
https://t.co/JRG9YV5JB3

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

@ripkeniv They didn’t try to despotically rule the country, though. Long live DEMOCRACY.

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

Grumble.

Britain can have its monarchy but Americans fought hard for the right to have a different governmental setup. I know he’s a narcissist but I’m so astounded by how DUMB he is in his public proclamations. He knows he’s untouchable so I guess that’s why he does it but he cannot be SO DUMB as to not realize the country of which he’s commander in chief literally fought a war against the folks who were ok with monarchical government in order to ESCAPE that structure! What the actual f?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

Noooooo! While that’s a funny joke it’s also heartbreaking for all the chickens who worked hard plus the product that was wasted 😭

[ripkeniv @ripkeniv]

@allisonduck You may be taking her eggucation too far https://t.co/xOj0V0XB97

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

Hey @PiperLouOnline, most truly feral wives don’t bake in their under eye concealer/foundation, have perfect beach waves or wear loads of eyeliner… I promise! Cute sweatshirt, tho. 🤣

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

@coreylevitan Not a 🦆 egg. Just a regular old chicken egg… that’s probably worth at least $1.25 🤦🏻‍♀️ It was purchased prior to the CRAZY surge when it was just the crazy surge. I don’t cry over spilled milk but I almost shed a tear this morning over this crack-ccident. 💔

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

It’s probably NOT the economic climate in which to be encouraging one’s offspring to “knock it even harder” on the edge of the bowl, to achieve that cleaner break on the shell. 🥚🍳🥚#MontessoriMethod #letthemtry

She knocked it quite hard! 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

@coreylevitan When Peter was away at CES in Vegas, I was having a semi-minor leg surgery. I was trying to make $35 minimum pickup orders from both @sproutsfm and @Walmart to obtain homeopathic supplements and wound dressings w/o walking much 🤣I ended up with an 18-pack from each store! 😛

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

I'm not emotionally ready for the likely truth bombs in this @nytimes opinion piece on the "devastating legacy" of lies in the complicated history of Alzheimer's research. #ENDALZ https://t.co/nda9EreDHO

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

I don't think I want to open the emotional floodgates to read this right now but that doesn't mean you shouldn't... (link in comment) #ENDALZ

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

"Add to dictionary" is one of the most depressing automated responses in word processing programs! Was I really THAT far off the correct spelling that it couldn't offer a logical suggestion to replace the word I misspelled/mistyped?! 🤣 Especially when I'm only off by 1 letter!

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

🤣🤣🤣 #Thankful to have @ripkeniv around for the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣 #HappyThanksgiving #Thanksgiving 2024

[ripkeniv @ripkeniv]

.@allisonduck has informed me I've made this joke before. Well I may go cold turkey, but I won't quit making this joke every year!

[ripkeniv @ripkeniv]

Happy thanksgiving all. As much as I love leftovers for hot turkey sandwiches, I am quitting them. I'm going cold turkey!

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

OMG @FirstAmWarranty please update your gawd awful on-hold music. This is adding insult to injury waiting to find out the status of my claim.

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

@obituperry, I love you more than your cat loves climbing on my back when I try to make him take a selfie with me 😹

[Etienne Rhyming @HIMacdonagh]

The US has 5% of the global population, owns 42% of the world’s guns, and commits 98% of the world’s mass civilian shootings. The easy availability of military grade weaponry in the US is the principal cause of America’s gun issue.

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

Active shooter at @unlv! Be safe, Vegas friends. https://t.co/8HqvgWr0Nr

[Allison Duck @allisonduck]

Hey @Google @googlechrome what is the phone number for actual customer support? I've been on hold for hours at the main company number. Your service is even slower than your browser.