Allison Johnson

How much do I rock? Infinity. I rock infinity.

[Allison Johnson @allisonejohnson]

It’s #UChiGivingDay! Join alumni, students, and friends (including puppy Max!) for 24 hours celebrating the impact of collective philanthropy. Make your gift before NOON on April 1 and help the Law School unlock $100,000 in matching funds!

Make a gift: https://t.co/Tz8meGXV51

[Allison Johnson @allisonejohnson]

Join me in the adventure and make a gift to UChicago this Giving Day! #UChiGivingDay https://t.co/N0kMxHRhkr

[Allison Johnson @allisonejohnson]

Every time I hear Waiting by Green Day I think back to the montage Comcast aired after the penultimate game of the ‘05 WS. And then I get sad that it doesn’t live anywhere on the internet.

Maybe @ChuckGarfien can pull some strings.

[Allison Johnson @allisonejohnson]

Watched too many Beatles docs/movies this weekend and now I miss my dad, my dog, and George Harrison.

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@ManuclearBomb Spoilers for my shirt inspo for Monday.

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@Doctor1Hundred

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It’s freakin’ bats. I love Halloween.

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And per @zombie_jacki request:

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On the plus side, we knocked down the sun sphere!

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@zombie_jacki Shhhh. Don’t give it away.

[Allison Johnson @allisonejohnson]

@lindseyadler Only talent is being handsome.

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Excuse me while I watch every angle of Decoy’s first pitch.

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@zombie_jacki @MadisonKittay He would have secretly liked Chappell Roan.

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@MadisonKittay @zombie_jacki Chico Shit

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@zombie_jacki Not enough evidence. Need to hear him clap.

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@zombie_jacki

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@Doctor1Hundred I’m seeing double. 6 Dr. Ps!

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@zombie_jacki This was Friday before I cleared them off.