Allison Fond

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Allison Fond @allisonfond]

@seyirnotlari Cecil

[Allison Fond @allisonfond]

@956GymCult Totally wrong!

[80's & 90's Throwbacks @80s90sJukebox]

Ferris Bueller took his "Day Off" 41 years ago today. June 5th 1985. Happy Ferris Bueller Day #80s

[Allison Fond @allisonfond]

What a shot!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jordan Spieth really made this putt with his back to the flag 😳

[Allison Fond @allisonfond]

@Kristinartz Delaware Punch

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

You have to play the ball as it lies. Those are the rules. I didn’t write em.

[Allison Fond @allisonfond]

@CUTXEventCenter shame on you for blocking all of your handicap parking for Stars on Ice for VIP. Accessible parking is needed for legitimate reasons not for VIPs.

[Melissa Redpill @MelissaRedpill]

This video gets funnier every time you watch it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Kyle Busch was driving down the road when he noticed the woman in the passenger seat next to him was wearing his hat and her reaction is priceless when she realizes

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

The chaos during the commercial break after Jeff Probst spoiled that Rizo lost fire making and is the final member of the jury #survivor50

[Tara Dublin aka Winona Spyder™️ @taradublinrocks]

This is GLORIOUS

David Letterman & Stephen Colbert on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theatre bringing back the classic @Letterman routine one last time

This is how you go out, @StephenAtHome! 😂

And may @CBS implode literally the same way without you

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Gray cat couldn’t believe that the black cat can also make that ekekekekek sound

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

Only in NOLA

[Brendon Fairbairn @FairbairnTV]

A few of the dads of the #LSU gymnastics team stole the show before the team headed off to the semifinals, putting their own “skills” on full display 😂

Even head coach Jay Clark was impressed.

@LAFirstNews @LSUgym

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[🍀🪷🦋Katy🦋🪷🍀 @KateR_x62400]

☘️Happy Patrick's Day!☘️
☘️💚🍀🪙🍻💰🍀💚☘️

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

I can not SCREAM loudly enough how much danger America is in. The housing market, job market and economy are on the verge of CATASTROPHIC collapse.

[Allison Fond @allisonfond]

This is every kids dream! #cats

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

Cat vending machines would unironically make millions.

[NancyH @NancyH_60]

This has to be one of the best kids-and-dog videos I’ve ever seen 🐶👶

If this doesn’t make you smile and laugh, nothing ever will 🙃👶🐶