❁Allison

24/ Rory’s momma❁

[❁Allison @allisonhaug]

Please Help Me Investigate the Mysterious Death of my son, Grant Solomon - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/bUiP8dMsVb via @Change

[❁Allison @allisonhaug]

Haven’t been on twitter in a hot minute

[❁Allison @allisonhaug]

Of course when I try and look at my bank account today the fuCKING NAVY FEDERAL APP IS DOWN

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Wasting” my money on take out because I’m lazy? I think you mean “stimulating the local economy” and a “hometown hero”

[❁Allison @allisonhaug]

And it's like he already knows how to pull up on stuff so you walk in there and he's just holding on to the crib screaming, waiting for someone to pick him up

[❁Allison @allisonhaug]

My mental health is deteriorating bc rory won't sleep at night

[❁Allison @allisonhaug]

Like this cry-it-out shit is going to make me lose my mind

[Singto Conley 🌙 @singtoconley]

ppl who never played animal crossing are like “so what do you DO?” bro nothing we literally just vibing. i caught a fish then sat on a tree stump. i’m on cloud nine over here

[❁Allison @allisonhaug]

Havent done anything today besides playing animal crossing

[Lydia Hill🍃 @lydiakahill]

me and me dad are sharing the dining room table working from home today. He's an aerospace engineer on a conference call ordering fuselage prototypes and I'm drawing a duck

[❁Allison @allisonhaug]

Just finished watching The Circle on Netflix and for some reason always thought Joey was going to win lol. It was actually a pretty good reality show and hope theres a season 2

[Ableezy @Andrizzle808]

Professor: where’s the thesis?
Me: I ain’t got no tea sis

[french___75 @french___75]

Punks in Manila

[nika @goslngs]

i can never wrap my head around these photos

[Mr. Pasquale @TheMrPasquale]

I can’t take this site anymore

[HOEtep @_ayanag]

ashton kutcher co founded a company called Thorn which develops technology to identify victims of child sex trafficking on the internet and then uses that information to help law enforcement rescue them from the trade. he helped save over 10k children in 2018 we HAVE to stan

[SSergio @Sergio_Dtnp]

How tf McDonald’s inside Walmart out of lettuce BITCH GO GET IT

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today 💰