Allison Herholtz

Just a normally odd girl, doing what I do.

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@sare_clark K come home

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A brief look into my music taste

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@sare_clark This is sad. The optimism

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Never ever taking a vacation to Florida again

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Emily In Paris is a delight. A true cheesy Parisian delight

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#Folkore is quite possibly her best album of all time? That was beyond any expectations and wow just wow Taylor Allison Swift

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2. 2. An omsbudsman is a real occupation. It means an official appointed to investigate individuals' complaints against maladministration, especially that of public authorities. WE ARE LEARNING THINGS FOLKS

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Things I learned while watching Super Market Sweep (a thread, maybe?) 1. A domestic engineer is the fancy term for a stay at home mom (that we should bring back y’all)

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@BennyO88 I very much dislike you in this moment (and most moments) whoops

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every 18 seconds I'm like "do I have covid or is that just what it feels like to have a throat?"

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And what ever happened to Tom Welling?!

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The fact that Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt aren’t married actually hurts my souls #cheaperbythedozen is #nostalgia

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She's here and she's beautiful.

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Who me? Performing all of Taylor’s Reputation Tour by herself in the living room at 12:40 on a Friday #whiteclawmic #quartiles #desperatemeasures #netflix

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The world may be burning but I get my new car tomorrow 🔥🤷🏼‍♀️🤘🏻

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@allieehealyy Come on Eileen

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When football clock says there’s 2 min left but it’s actually like a million hours it’s like maybe don’t even have a clock and just instead put a graphic there that says “fuck you”

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BRB sobbing at that Google commercial #woof

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Also? The casting? Pure gold.

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Watching Big Fat Liar (thanks @netflix) and I am just now noticing the similarities between this and Ferris Buller’s Day Off. Was this intentional???