Sarah

yikes.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

Back here to say that Jenny Humphrey is unequivocally the absolute worst fucking tv character ever. Joffrey has nothing on her.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

with all due disrespect, the Supreme Court can go fuck itself.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

if hell is a place, it’s being stuck waiting for one of those miles long, turtle slow trains that crawl their squeaky ass way through North Portland at peak rush hour time.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

coors light color changing cans are a more technologically advanced vessel than that sub was.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

there are a lot of unrealistic aspects to the show “community,” but the biggest one has got to be women sweating over Jeff Winger when Troy (Donald fucking Glover) Barnes was right there being a babe the whole time. Major plot hole.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

people in syracuse absolutely losing their minds over the smoke has me dying like welcome to every august in portland, babes.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

via the national council on teacher quality: teachers in portland barely make enough to cover rent.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

it’s teacher appreciation week the least these kids could do is like try to be nice to me.

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

always pick your homies up, even if they're drunk without clothes on 💯🔥

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

ticket sales are at an all-time high

[Sarah @sare_clark]

I hope everyone has a great weekend except for the Etsy sellers who tag every piece of taylor swift merchandise in their shops with Bon Iver so that those are the only results I get when I search for him.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

I will never get over the fact that alanis morisette’s “you outta know” is about uncle joey. never.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

@AnthonyBass52 Tomi Lahren coming to your defense is not the flex you think it is. Big yikes.

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

good morning haters and losers

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

#barbie moment

[Lake County Captains @LCCaptains]

Geoffrey lost the mascot cup but won our hearts 🫶

[Sarah @sare_clark]

idk how men still can’t act right pretty woman has been out for 33 years now richard gere gives you all the instructions right there.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

Samwise Gamgee is the original short king 👑

[Sarah @sare_clark]

my boyfriend just called me racist because I can’t tell the hemsworth brothers apart.

[Sarah @sare_clark]

watching LOTR with my film class and one of my students called Frodo “todo or whatever his name is” and my reaction was