clarence

If the juice is worth the squeeze…

[clarence @deucecoop53]

Would be hilarious if none of his friends had Twitter and Freddy gets home to Germany with all these amazing stories and no one believes him

[Jake Catanese @JCatanese43]

Allowing #Scotland, a country famous for its war of independence from Britain, to play not one but two games in greater Boston, a region famous for starting a war of independence from Britain...was a fantastic idea by all involved

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

All of us running QRF for Freddy if he wanders too far off Bourbon Street

[Ole Memes @Ole_Memes]

This guy is on such a generational heater I don’t think prime Michael Jordan could guard him right now

[clarence @deucecoop53]

Truly happy for this dude and his buds. Awesome to see.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is not what we expected to happen when we boarded the plane to the USA last week😭

[Brian Massachusetts @BuraianUFO]

“The Nordics? Great people. Tremendous people. Very tall. Everybody talks about the Zeta Reticuli aliens, total disaster, low energy. But the Nordics? Incredible. Beautiful spacecraft. The best spacecraft. Frankly, they’ve never seen interdimensional trade deals like mine.”

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Let us in. We have good intentions.

[Magills @magills_]

Elon is now worth a trillion dollars which means Dave Ramsey may actually be okay with him buying a new car at the sticker price.

[Boubou 🐼 @BoubouSGC]

IPO de SpaceX aujourd’hui.

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

If she can spare 200M for Gavin Williams, 120M for Travis Bazzana, 120M for Parker Messick, and 100M for Chase DeLauter, then I think we can move past this

[Tom Brennan @Brennanator]

“Liz Lemon, this is Dan Houseman.”
“It’s Danhausen.”
“Whatever his name is, I gave him 5 dollars to curse Martin Lawrence in 1996 and I’ve been on top ever since”

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

SpaceX cafeteria workers right now

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

Some European in Chicago for the world cup watching the pure unfettered wrath of God suck up a train car

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Everyone having the time of their lives meanwhile Tracy is reliving every miserable moment for the last two decades, trying to convince himself that this is reality and he did not ascend to heaven

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

Same energy:

[🥀 🖤𝔏𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥🖤🥀 @LibertarianG0th]

When Americans meme “the European mind couldn’t comprehend…”, we’re not joking. 😂

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yooo we got morning announcements

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Let’s go…

[ジェームズ ⚡️ @MaedaMealOfThat]

We are so back 😭

[Insight @insightwastaken]

We up 🎮🟢 💁🏽‍♂️