Allison Jayroe Asthana

I make no promises for any benefits from following me. sometimes I talk about music but mostly it’s niche interests and a stray thought or complaint.

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

Like honestly I try to be normal and it always comes out wrong SOS

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

@hankgreen I used to spend hours every night during childhood not being able to sleep because I fixated on my swallowing reflex and where my tongue sat in my mouth. Just normal kid things 🤪

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

Apparently I just need to walk the entire city of Boston once every few years, my legs will fall off but I’ll be happy

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

anyone else feel like they’ve been stuck in scarcity mindset since literally 2020

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

the very specific feeling of being okay and even relieved with something getting cancelled even though you wanted to do it (further examples, see: pandemic)

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

@StefnyCburn @PubityIG 🥹🥹🥹

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

@sam_asthana okay but that is a believable name for a tiny island country, actually

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

I don’t usually listen to music in the car because I’m too emotionally fragile 🥴

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

@okaygreatfine strawberry cream cheese thank yewww

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

I’ve been talking about United airlines so much in the last few weeks that now I have targeted ads for them…but I was not saying good things about United so joke’s on them 🙃

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

@SashaAsthana yeah

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I’ve finally made it 🪙

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

Had all of the euphoria character names on mute so I can avoid spoilers until finally having the chance to sit down and watch it from vacation in India, then found out HBOMax isn’t in India yet…..guess I’m extending that mute period another 3 weeks :’) (don’t spoil me or else!!)

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

@okaygreatfine Trulyyy “would I be able to carry you?” 🤢😵‍💫

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

@okaygreatfine I just started watching season 2…Obsessed with seeing the most annoying person find their match, it never fails to surprise me

[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

@okaygreatfine Just deleted mine. Hadn’t used it in a while but this was a good reminder to make sure it doesn’t renew 🙃

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[Allison Jayroe Asthana @allisonj11]

@SashaAsthana ….what

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@lizhebert I really hate Canva sometimes

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@SashaAsthana 🙋🏼‍♀️ do I count as blonde