Allison Jackson

I only log on here to complain

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez Ew ugly

[Tom Hot @tommelendez]

No one told me when I was younger that being hot and a corporate baddie is really hard!!!!

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

It’s crazy to have a famous friend

[Tom Hot @tommelendez]

My dating life in a nutshell. THIS IS HINGE

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez @qtwjr_ You literally still are

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez Where can I preorder

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez I love when you’re back between villages

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez And I sat there watching them do it and gave no input while I knew the answer the whole time

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez Ok hot

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez You’d eat tbh

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

I’ll neglect to answer my group chat with my best friends for days at a time and then pop in randomly with something like this before disappearing again:

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez Oh so are we completely ignoring the term “Fur Mama” ???

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez I wouldn’t, even if I could

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

FUCK OFF they did not build those big ass fucking ships back then and sail thousands of miles on treacherous water give me a FUCKING break

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez I like to scare our friends quarterly. I’m begging for an intervention.

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

POV: you’re a kidnapper who knows EXACTLY how to trap me.

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez I’m moving away but not in the cute, fun way you are

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

My good friend Ashley told me she hates me today. @tommelendez was there.

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

@tommelendez @Dexerto Yeah let’s get in early and get rich like we did with Doge Coin

[Allison Jackson @allisonjacks]

Girl dinner