Allison Cramer

mom, wife, yogi

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@MsPrint_2 Did she roll it in a ball?

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@AustinRegional you are giving pediatric first doses of Covid vaccine but have no way to schedule second shot #adminfail pls address

[BMC Software @BMCSoftware]

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[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@Starbucks 4

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@ChrisEvans Wait. Are you sitting on America’s a$$? Show more respect, man. Dodger wants you to be better than that.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Politicians blame video games for the El Paso shooting. It’s an old claim that’s not backed by research. https://t.co/kqnLO74Dir

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@AndiMann Add a ps about the glass top tables that render a mouse useless.

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

Happy birthday to America's ass. The world's a better place, and I owe you a kiss on the cheek! @ChrisEvans

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@Benioff I think of how I would respond to my inner critic if they were talking about one of my friends.

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@united flight now late because your flight attendant is late to work. Not ok

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

Saying goodbye to Captain America ⁦⁦@ChrisEvans⁩ #americasass #AvengersEndgame

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

Fantastic customer service @ChuckECheeses. Had issue and your manager stepped right in and fixed the issue quickly, effectively, with a smile and a focus on making my kids happy. Well done.

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@JoannFabricss you are one of the only stores where if you buy online you can’t ship to store for free pickup.

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@Pink - I’ve a child who has some special needs. Since she was an infant your music has soothed her (So What) and made her want to dance (Raise your glass). Thank you for sharing your beautiful talents!

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@MileyCyrus What a beautiful photo. May you always be as happy and content as you are in that moment.

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@theDrybar Done!

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@theDrybar just told by your location that my 6:45 appt has to move to 7 or 7:15. Wow. Crappy service yet again.

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@SamsungTV now waiting on hold for a manager and am told that can take up to 40 minutes based on how your prioritize me. Wow. Next time I’ll give @SonyElectronics a 75inch tv sale

[Allison Cramer @allisonjcramer]

@SamsungTV the guy you sent for white glove TV set up didn’t know how to set up the tv. Now I have to wait 5 days to see if you will refund?!?!??

[autism speaks @autismspeaks]

"His father and I fully anticipate that he will attend college, hold a job, have a wife and the four (!) kids he says he wants, but despite being on the more mild end of the spectrum Zach will have some challenges along the way." https://t.co/Qm55zoZMyP