Allison

Thinking about cheese, probably

[Allison @allisonjhowe]

@Barkin_Larkin @DNetxy

[Allison @allisonjhowe]

There are two types of people who go to the gym:
1. Creepy men who spectate
2. Everyone else minding their business actually exercising

[kookiee kooks 🍉 ☮️ @callmekookiee]

Chicagoans right now lol

[M @bellemichellle]

Take care of yourself, take care of all of you. 🌸

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

[deep fried mom brain @hannystyles69]

my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed

[Keno Neutron @babybabypluto]

My mental health surviving a really tough day but then my keys drop when I try to unlock my front door

[Lex @LexLutherrrrrrr]

Does your house being messy stress you out or are you normal

[Mo. @MoAshlei]

One of y’all said that adulthood is just constantly cleaning the kitchen and yes. Accurate.

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Pfizer suggests its coronavirus vaccine is 95% effective and that the shots would protect older people most at risk of dying. https://t.co/Qr8TBlqnCE

[Complex @Complex]

BREAKING: Joe Biden elected the next President of the United States. Kamala Harris elected the first female Vice President.

@CNN projection. #Election2020.

[grim reaper @bananabreadgyal]

“Outdoor seating only in Chicago”

[James Parker @panoparker]

Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain

[richie. @cartoonegro]

When you drunk and want to get your skincare over with.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

god inventing coffee

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

you know what carrie? i CAN’T shoot whiskey and i DO prefer a fruity little drink. sue me!!!!!!!!!