Allison K Scarinzi

Finding humor in the ridiculous each and everyday....

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

@AmericanAir between the joke of the check in situation at lax (your agents having social hour rather than working) and sitting on the tarmac bc you staff one crew for an entire airport - you should be ashamed

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

We cannot tolerate hate speech in our schools. No matter where you are please sign this. Share this. Your help is needed to keep our kids safe. https://t.co/u64SDwI3Ex

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

@JetBlue how is this acceptable? No crew? Then you aren’t even diligent enough to make sure they don’t unload the beverages and now don’t find it necessary to update the passengers? This is gross.

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

Hey everyone - found the silver lining of zoom school - blue light glasses! My new favorite thing. https://t.co/jYnpDbQwTD

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

We waited until after the pictures to remind him school was over zoom. Happy first day of kindergarten Bear!!!! 🐻📒📕📗📘🖍✏️📝 https://t.co/1LDzd6AZAv

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

Happy 6th birthday to my Bear man. I never thought a road as bumpy as this has been could ever pass by me so quickly. Barrett - you are such an exceptional human. You intellect scares me sometimes and yet you are… https://t.co/bl6KHPnCSn

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

Happy 27th birthday to the 🍎 of my 👁. @arianagrande you are an inspiration in so many ways. Not only bc you’re talented beyond belief but even more so bc of your heart and your mind. You are fiercely intelligent and… https://t.co/OvztiNEWYv

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

I remember being 22 and my dad saying to me “Al are you sure you want to get a dog right now? It’s a big responsibility. And little dogs live forever.” I was about to start law school the farthest from home I’d ever… https://t.co/JamMZ7jz2J

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

Look how happy the 🌎 makes me. Protect her ❤️ #earthday https://t.co/AZkHQ1PX7X

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

I’d say we did a decent job celebrating you ajscarinz... just like it would have been in Vegas. We love you. Happy birthday and thank you to @sweetnsaucyshop for another 🤯🎂 @ Manhattan Beach, California https://t.co/fvrEnALcOk

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

Happiest of birthdays to my partner in crime, animal taming, life, love and, most recently, quarantine. ajscarinz, I say it all the time, but all the credit for this family and the life we live belong to you. The… https://t.co/gF9RVWVHjk

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

If Beatles and babies can’t make the day better then you’re out of luck. Thank heavens for these littles who are providing endless amounts of quarantine entertainment. https://t.co/AyCQ7cCtBT

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

Today we lost a woman before her time. My grandmother was an artist before it was cool. A travel blogger before the internet and above all one of the most loving souls I have ever known. Grammy - while I will miss… https://t.co/Ss9DWBQw65

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

justinbieber - on this very special day, I want the world to know how elated I am to celebrate another year with you. And also to have the opportunity - as we’ve been doing so much recently - to reflect on the last… https://t.co/ULFDXOAxyz

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

Away we go (insert circus music here) https://t.co/uQdLrXaMUD

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

#rojo #outnow!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/0rZXBEb3Cu

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

My people - to get to do life in such an incredible way with such remarkable souls is a blessing beyond measure. It’s funny that the quiet little moments - like the one captured here - the ones we used to take for… https://t.co/wBjeGBYDmw

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

The man. The myth. The legend. justinbieber I am proud of you everyday - but especially on this one. Congratulations on another #1 - featuring music you love so much. Nothing could make me happier. Love you 😘. https://t.co/Cq2ySNvwAW

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

Always so proud of my guy. justinbieber I love you. I love #changes and I love getting to watch the times that inspired it week by week in #seasons. Yet again so emo on camera for @ratty and @obb - you guys are… https://t.co/RHcaisFr3J

[Allison K Scarinzi @AllisonKaye]

Still somehow the youngest in the room and she’s still teaching me about cults. Somethings never change. Missed you @tinamarkowitz 💗💗👯‍♀️ https://t.co/OnYEH0jOIk