Alli West

Jean Grey comin’ thru to save hoes all day

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

Kendrick just invited everyone to the cookout and served Drake well done. #Kendrick #GameOver

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

I don't think there is a player or performer on that field tonight that's as nervous as Drake rn. #SuperBowl

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

I'm gonna start answering questions at work like a football player in an on-field interview.
"What's your estimated timeline?"
Me: "Yeah, you know, it's just gonna take a lot of heart, I feel good, we just gotta get out here and give it everything we have."

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Donald Trump is about to lose his fucking shit.

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

Turns out, both.

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

Do I have ADD or is the world just really boring?

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

Remember how restaurants just nailed shit to the walls for decoration like an old pair of roller skates, a cricket bat, a taxidermy squirrel and like a baby shoe?

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

The surest way to get me pregnant.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

When they say, "I've done the research.."

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

If she’d also called him poor he’d melt like the wicked witch of the west.

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

True. He used a 3 inch one.

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

The youth filter on TikTok is proof the machines won’t have kill us, they’ll make us kill ourselves.

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

I’m not famous enough to be a diva about this but I throw an internal hissy fit when the only bottled water option is Ice Mountain.

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

CAN SOMEONE DRINK THESE HIBISCUS LA CROIXS FOR ME I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

me in marilyn monroe’s iconic orange gucci look that she wore at the Governor’s Ball in 1955. 🧡

circa 2020

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

If I’m going to be forced into this dystopia, I would like to be Ofadam Driver.

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

I lost a shirt nine years ago and I still think about it at least once a week.

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

Rewatching Dodgeball is all the more delightful when you realize @pattonoswalt is the voice of the video store guy.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

The exhibition “Afro-Atlantic Histories,” which runs through July at the National Gallery of Art, assembles more than 130 art works—paintings, prints, sculptures, and more—in an odyssey that extends from 17th-century Kongo to present-day Puerto Rico. https://t.co/acfcoJKbrX

[Billy Dee Williams @realbdw]

May the Fourth conquer the dark side and unite us all 😎
#MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

If someone uses the word "delicious" to describe anything other than food they are a creep.

[Alli West @allisonkwest]

May the 4th be with you, and also Ben Solo. #neverforget #MayThe4thBeWithYou