-A

just living life 🤷🏻‍♀️ she/her

[-A @allisonlynneee]

Spotify wrapped but it’s just ChatGPT telling me how much water I used asking it questions that my daughter’s doctor should’ve answered but just ghosted me instead

[-A @allisonlynneee]

I’m jealous of anyone who has never had to use a Fiserv product

[-A @allisonlynneee]

If my endocrinologist gets bought out by Jane Pauley too I might actually kms

[The Pissed Off Lawyer @legaltweetz]

Can’t have any pronouns, but measles is all good.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Fuck Donald Trump.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

It’s costing tax payers an estimated $15-$20 MILLION dollars for this asshole to be able to attend the Superbowl.

Where’s DOGE???

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear “price of eggs” Trump voters,

Your melon-hued messiah just admitted that his tariffs will increase prices here.

But don’t worry, because he also said that “you’ll understand.”

Great work.
Well done.
Bravo.

[-A @allisonlynneee]

The only person from my fam that will be at London’s birthday party is my sister because everyone else is sick 🥲

[-A @allisonlynneee]

It’s absolutely wild that I started 2024 pregnant & I’m ending 2024 pregnant 🥴

[-A @allisonlynneee]

Currently my son’s favorite toys are literally trash.. an empty serving size chip bag & an empty styrofoam cup 😂😂

[-A @allisonlynneee]

Next person that says something about it being a 3 day week gets popped in the face. XOXO - corporate girlies

[K @Chalant15]

I feel like everyone keeps forgetting that Kamala Harris is NOT THE CURRENT PRESIDENT #VPDebate2024

[-A @allisonlynneee]

We need live fact checking on this VP debate 😩

[-A @allisonlynneee]

Every time I have EOM balancing my computer updates adobe & forces me to restart it 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[-A @allisonlynneee]

When even my computer knows it’s taking too long & says “thanks for hanging in there”

[-A @allisonlynneee]

I bet the cyber attack on ascension is from some patient(s) they fucked over & physically or mentally harmed then lied on their medical records to avoid being sued

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

Then it doesn’t make sense for you to keep taking it out my check now does it

[-A @allisonlynneee]

Leave it to my computer to randomly do an adobe update after taking 30 minutes to open the program I need & do all of this on the first day I’m supposed to do morning balancing since November

[-A @allisonlynneee]

I aspire to be one of the girlies that don’t eat when they’re stressed because I just ate a bag of lifesaver gummies in like 8 minutes 😂💀