Allison Whitney

mover, shaker, candlestick maker* *not really

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

Catch you on the flip side. https://t.co/L01iwyJEOm

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

@AnneLouiseC @J9Burke8 Oh yeah. Original all the way.

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

I’m done with this hellhole. Anyone I know on bluesky?

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

@ArgonMasters @anne_theriault Seconded! Excellent channel. I have his book as well, and it’s delightful.

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

Why is this so truthy!??!?

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

@SkyTalentGroup I did sign up and should definitely make the switch!

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

Twitter used to be a silly place to post nonsensical thoughts and occasionally strike up a convo.
Between the bots, the algorithm feeding rage bait and watching people have politically-charged meltdowns…it’s officially not fun anymore.
So why am I still here?
😔

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

@AnneLouiseC Maybe someday…

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

We made it 8 days into the school year before the first sickness hit. It was a good run 🤧

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

Oh, Canada…this is a wild fever dream of an awards show.

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

Can confirm. She went hard on the fuzzy peaches.

[Nathan Whitney @starquasi]

I travel for work so my daughter never gets to see me on stage with @ThomasRhett. This past weekend we played in Canada so that meant it was “Bring Your Daughter To Work” day.

She loved the show. But I think she liked the candy in the green room more. 😂

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

I hope the fans love it. Didn’t draw me in.
Then again, I’m an elder millennial stuck in the 90s so what do I know?

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

Coming from someone who is not a swiftie, as I’m I think I’ve heard about 5 Taylor songs before, I tried with the new album.
There were some sonically interesting things happening, and the lyrical content was obviously personal, but after about 5 songs with no hooks, I bailed.

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

@starquasi We are so invested.

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

It's so weird being an introverted parent to an extroverted child because whenever I'm around town without her, strangers are like "hey, where's Greta?" and I'm like you're a random senior citizen in the coffee shop, how do you know my 4-year-old??

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

I survived and thrived in the Hunger Games, aka Toronto Rec program signup😂

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

@UPS_Canada Or you could probably change your DM settings or follow back the users who are unable to message you today. I see I'm not the only one...🤷‍♀️

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

@UPS_Canada I do follow you. This is what happens when I try to DM

[Allison Whitney @allisonmacd]

@UPS_Canada Hello Bryan, I can't as I am not a verified user.

[Nathan Whitney @starquasi]

Renting from “investors” is one of life’s most frustrating experiences. All I want is to have basic maintenance done. All they want is equity to go up.

#toronto #renting