Allison Matz

Like phoebe from friends, but not blonde

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Found in the archives...

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz1]

“Reach in her bubble and grab her hand”

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz1]

@rachelmotzer

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz1]

“Did I just fistbump a homeless man?”

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

I was asked how I'd address people's fears that we will take away their assault rifles.

I want to be clear: That's exactly what we're going to do. Americans who own AR-15s and AK-47s will have to sell their assault weapons. All of them.

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz1]

So bassnectar is coming to Grand Rapids... im not crying, you are

[B®adlÿ @bradlythomas]

OMG GR FREAKSTYLE OFFICIAL! @bass_network @bassnectar

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz1]

“I can’t walk around with Nut on my shorts” — an unknown male

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz1]

Fruity flavored nicotine stick

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

.@BilldeBlasio I’ll be occupied through 2028, but thanks for thinking of me.

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz1]

“I can’t tell if that’s the lake or if that’s your nipple hair”

[Ayla Winter-White @aylawinter_]

my grandparents came to look after me after my surgery and my grandad told me he wanted to make me feel better, he told me he’s been painting my nan’s nails for 30 years and that he wanted to paint mine and I needed to share this. “How many coats do you have on?”😭😭

[Allie Peterson @alliesally8]

Best advice I received today from @AllisonMatz1 “Shut up and drink your lunch like an adult” #bottomsup

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz1]

Brunch is bitchin’

[Allison Matz @AllisonMatz1]

Neutrality helps only the oppressor, never the oppressed. We miss you Eli.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It would be a nice idea for Donald Trump to read the Constitution of the United States. https://t.co/1z0It0ejEg

[Mac Peterson @Macdaddy_240]

It’s nice to be nice.

[🔺🍤Crispy🍤🔻 @jillmurphyjones]

“Come closer... I need.. I need”

“What do you need?🥺”

....ᵀʰᵉ ᵈʳᵃᵍᵒⁿʰᵃʷᵏˢ