Allison

[Allison @allisonmicn]

Lizards, ladybugs, dirt = happy toddler

[Allison @allisonmicn]

The nastier the mess, the greater to attract toddlers

[Allison @allisonmicn]

“@ENAorg: Workplace violence should never be considered “part of the job.” https://t.co/Q6QJhhJ0DY” #Everyday

[Allison @allisonmicn]

Rainy days enhance cuddly naps

[Allison @allisonmicn]

#toddlerlife #allthethings #mess

[Allison @allisonmicn]

En un

[Allison @allisonmicn]

Not going miss 3blocks away being "not bad #parking "

[Allison @allisonmicn]

" he needs to defecate, or abdicate" #classy #ER

[Allison @allisonmicn]

Poured #scrambledeggs into a coffee cup instead of the pan: #notamorningperson

[Allison @allisonmicn]

Trying to escape snuggly sleeping baby....do I really have to?
#adventuresInBaby

[Allison @allisonmicn]

Finally back to my baby after 13hours of #ER #MothersDay

[Allison @allisonmicn]

@Clearly_Golden #perception vs #reality, although there is a nice thrill to being able to eat gummybears from one's own cleavage

[Allison @allisonmicn]

@Clearly_Golden "every party has a pooper...."

[Allison @allisonmicn]

#LAZoo because I can

[Allison @allisonmicn]

@Clearly_Golden sorry, I don't think you're old enough for "perpetually"

[Allison @allisonmicn]

For @jrmoore91 and engineering students everywhere: #fucktriangles and #letUsGraduate

[Allison @allisonmicn]

I love you, please sleep at least a little.... #adventuresinbaby

[Allison @allisonmicn]

@Clearly_Golden because there isn't a "right", either. Esp. with a disagreeing professor

[Allison @allisonmicn]

#evilfairies are obsessively watching out the window for @jaligard to bring them kibble

[Allison @allisonmicn]

#vacuuming gives #sleepingbaby, and hiding #cats