Allison Sullivan

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

@RakhiMcCormick @TaylorSchroll @ForteCatholic @RakhiMcCormick CO-SIGNED!!! I never come here but I had to come here to say this!

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

What if we regularly went to nude beaches?

It would expose us to more body types, adjust our outlook & expectations, make us less sheepish dressing for COMFORT.

I’m 45, live on the surface of the sun, & am SO TIRED of avoiding shorts bc I don’t like my thighs.
Who’s in?

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

@TaylorSchroll I’m so so sorry. Trying to make sense of this and worrying and praying and trusting with you. ❤️🙏🏻

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

Middle Son: Wanna know how I know it’s the end of the school year?

Me: How?

Him: You quit checking my folder and my backpack smells like a fart.

#wethinkwecanwethinkwecanwethinkwecan

[Sylas Sullivan @sylas_sullivan]

Highlights of 8th grade season before it was cut short after just three games…Still getting faster and stronger to prepare for Bryan high next year.

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

If you love something set it free.

If it comes back to you…

It’s probably a teenager looking for a charger.

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

Salmon is pink chicken.

The internet lady gets off her shift at 6 so there’s no Wi-Fi after 6.

Hamsters are extinct.

It’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it.

And other lies I’ve told my kids…

Your turn!

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

I woke up. Got coffee. Turned on the stove. My kid hugged me from behind and said, “I’m sorry you woke up puffy today, Mom.” How’s y’all’s Monday going so far?

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

@jenfulwiler Here for it everywhere!! (Even this abyss. I can’t make this place make sense.)

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

@EndOfDaysWoman Navie Bleu 😆 (I was serious.) (Thank God for spouses.)

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

@SimchaFisher Definitely scratching in the walls. First time I heard it I sat straight up in bed and tried to call 911. My husband said “it wasn’t an emergency.” 🤔

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

Twitter and I always break up bc it’s like the friend who’s always really up or really down but never balanced, and hardly ever returns your text. But here I am— giving it a go. AGAIN. 🙄

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

@astoldbykaki Energy I don’t mind claiming! 😆

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

@ScottyBelhorn @gloria_purvis @ScottyBelhorn I keep returning to this.

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

I will never understand pro life Christians who don’t stand up for racial justice. Or, shockingly, work against it.

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

Remember the good ol days when Facebook was for taking pictures of our food and telling people about our dinner? That was cute. I feel guilty for ever being annoyed.

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

@TaylorSchroll Oddest thing!!! The other night I *almost* commented on your perfect American Girl Doll teeth!!!

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

The cautionary tale of celebrity culture: Humans can’t handle being worshipped. It does not go well because it cannot go well. Those who crave human praise will always live deceptively because they bought the 1st lie that gives way to all others: they thought they could be gods.

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

You know what I really want?

I want to sit around a campfire with tax collectors & fishermen & prostitutes & dream about a new way to live. All because of this guy we met & followed & believed.

To tell myself I can’t have it is a lack of imagination and renunciation of faith.

[Allison Sullivan @allisonmsully]

@TaylorSchroll Ever play hide and seek and forget to go find them?