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grateful ₍₍ ( ๑॔˃̶◡ ˂̶๑॓)◞♫♪♡☀︎

[meep @allisonnkimm]

Allison take anything seriously challenge (impossible)

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

PSA GIRLS!! do NOT use nonstick pans when beating ur man. only use cast iron or stainless steel! wish i knew this earlier :(

[٩(^‿^)۶ @claaaiiiiree]

shout out to my mf girls and to this flower delivery man

[K 🌧️ @lycheemommy]

i could never kill myself. i love bad bitches, pho, and alcohol

[meep @allisonnkimm]

@claaaiiiiree At least 7

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I actually love telling the truth because yeah now what

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

What happened while I was cleaning my house, paper towelically, can never happen again

[meep @allisonnkimm]

A group roast session in a friend group is so healing…I fear global warming has been delayed due to the joy that was had

[meep @allisonnkimm]

Can men please behave why did a cashier sniff me and say I smelled good and then say “don’t go near your boyfriend😏” like what are you imagining doing to me if u were my boyfriend 😭😭😭 SHUTUP

[meep @allisonnkimm]

I complimented an old lady on her butterfly monogrammed purse in the brewery bathroom tonight and she opened with “Let me tell you a story, my sister killed herself”

[meep @allisonnkimm]

Went to work without my nails done for the first time and was clowned for how I have baby hands by my boss and 2 toddlers

[meep @allisonnkimm]

@claaaiiiiree @whotfisjovana I accept

[meep @allisonnkimm]

Just rewarded myself for not shopping for a month by shopping for multiple nice perfumes 😐

[meep @allisonnkimm]

Doing laundry, grocery shopping, meal prepping, scrubbing the bathroom, deep cleaning the kitchen, and taking an everything shower every Sunday

[meep @allisonnkimm]

I need dimsum and soup dumplings and a seafood boil

[meep @allisonnkimm]

@claaaiiiiree Best I can do is a pic of my toilet cuz I’ve already eaten

[meep @allisonnkimm]

Im so excited to eat Asian food after being on a week long trip with my white friends oh my god