allison taylor

my parents live in ohio, i live in the moment

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips]

“When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”
George Orwell, 1984

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

Ultimately I have to be brave

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Andy Cohen on New Year’s Eve

[MJ @morganisawizard]

never kill yourself

[︎eliza @russelleaff]

this is going to be the most flirtatious conversation in the world

[anny ꕤ @petalsbieber]

“would you like to pay with cash or card”
justin bieber:

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

I am Frankenstein and soup is my monster

[villain mode @daazedndodgers]

GAME TWO. LFG✨💙🫶🏼

[Dodgers Andrew @DodgersAndrew]

#LetsGoDodgers

[villain mode @daazedndodgers]

MR OCTOBER

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Just fell to my knees in the Olive Garden parking lot because what do you MEAN

[michael clifford @Michael5SOS]

big day for annoying ppl

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Start popping more Tylenol ladies, this country needs more trains

[sadie adler @stardewy_]

i don’t go to the gym to get strong or lose weight i go to build my lung capacity so i can smoke even more cigarettes