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so what? no fuckin’ ziti now? | NY ➡️ CA

[regs @allisonoregan]

*me, congratulating myself after completing the most menial task*

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[regs @allisonoregan]

beta blockers are not xanax you absolute morons 😭

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

Andy Cohen just did a FIRST at a reunion by asking if Amanda + West are on “beta blockers”

THEY ARE!!!

This explains why they have ZERO emotion #SummerHouse

[regs @allisonoregan]

my two brain cells at work trying to remember how to do my job #LoveIslandUSA

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

[regs @allisonoregan]

Bryce, my brother in Christ, the island you are on is not a deserted one…………..find a comb and some product PLEEEASEEEEE #loveislandUSA

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Clockniss Evertea

[regs @allisonoregan]

guys is the horror element of Widow’s Bay like FRIGHTENING scary or just jump scare-y because I want to watch it sooooooooo bad but am such a weeeeeeeeeeenie

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

the W in Paul W. Downs stands for Women

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

(alyssa edwards voice) Backrooms?

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

You HAD to be there

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

has everyone lost their fucking minds

[cj- @cjnieI]

His Make A Wish ass life

[regs @allisonoregan]

eat shit and die, you absolute fucking ghouls

[New York Post @nypost]

San Diego mosque where mass shooting left 3 dead has controversial history - including ties to 9/11 hijackers https://t.co/lXB1Yc5Lps

[regs @allisonoregan]

KATYA ON HACKS KATYA ON HACKS KATYA ON HACKSSSSSSSSS AS DEBORAH VANCE IM DYINGGGGGGG @katya_zamo!!!!!!!!!

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

This is where scientists developed Skyrizi

[Gideon Dean @gideondeanradio]

can someone hang out w this girl