allison !!

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

i wouldn’t announce i won the lottery but there would be signs….

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

@stinkbug why do you have two of my cat

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

yesterday i went to a meeting and they were like “i forgot to grab the candy bowl!!” and i was like that’s okay i ate candy in the elevator on the way here 😀

[Tokio Berry @tokiotalks]

working in an office is so funny it’s like what if 100 grown ups liked candy as much as any five year old.

[َ @joelmillerd]

Went on my phone basically all day at work today

[chavua lipa @balkanchav]

Did absolutely nothing at work today

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

don’t worry i am NOT a fake fan. even tho i have not seen the movie yet because its been sold out all weekend😝😝

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

If you never talked about him before one month ago I don’t really care what you have to say

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

this is who’s seeing sws next week fr

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

genuinely this happens to me every day i spend at least $35 every day how is this possible

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

mis papás a mi edad ya estaban casados y yo hoy traje mi squishy al trabajo

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

@aestheticmessme ok yayy!!

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

me singing my heart out to a trophy fathers trophy son by sws when i have a loving family 

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

ignore if i’ve made a tweet about this before i just thought of it again cause i just did it 🩷

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

my appointment this month is at 7am 😐

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Nobody warned me that working a 9-5 job basically means you cannot see the dentist, doctor, or handle any appointments, because they are open when you are still at work, and when you get off work, they are closed.

[devin the practicing bisexual @runDEVINrun]

Vet: yeah cats can’t spit so if you can get the pill into his mouth it’s fine

Me: well i have exciting news for you and the animal husbandry world

[miya @miyarah_]

"los jóvenes son la generación de la tecnología"

yo intentando crear una tabla en excel

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

quando eu chego no trabalho e tem trabalho

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

this is best thing he’s done for our country

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

i’ve seen 9 of these in its entirety 🩷 and my #1 is #99 🙁

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The NY Times has released a list of the Top 100 Best TV shows of the 21st Century.

They polled over 500 major stars, showrunners & other notable names.

(Source: https://t.co/9Vav3wlHkE)

[allison !! @allisonpowell03]

i’m like an exposed bug out in the open

[Synthetic Anima @SyntheticAnima]

They don't even give you a cube anymore they just throw you in an open office like an exposed bug