Candi

[Valentino 🦖 @rxdneyvalentino]

me trying to vent: idk like it’s just idk dude idk

[faatemah 🤎 @faatemsh]

‘Wtf was i about to google’

[PM. Okere Uzumaki 🚀 @OkereUzumaki]

@UberFacts Do today what you intend to do tomorrow

Do now, what you plan to do later.

[Richie Lawlor @RichieLawlor]

@UberFacts It is better to stay silent and be thought of as a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt

[Alycia @plantbasedb]

Never respond to shade coming from trees that bear no fruit 🍊

[Nae. 🪁 @GeauxNichol]

WHEN SOMEBODY GONE DECORATE A HOTEL ROOM FOR ME

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Speak that shit into existence

[Candi @allisonrose815]

When I grow up I wanna be Melissa McCarthy

[Candi @allisonrose815]

I wonder what ever happened to those senior jeans

[Candi @allisonrose815]

Call me old fashion, but I hate automatic sinks

[Candi @allisonrose815]

Hey what’s up twitter

[James @CaucasianJames]

hey bro is it cool if i have a kraft single from ur fridge

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

just in case no one has told u today.
i’m beautiful.

[toot ♉️ @narjae4x]

Y’all better start making mfs realize it’s a privilege to be fucking with you

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

maybe if I had won the zack n cody danimals sweepstakes my life would be different rn

[Candi @allisonrose815]

@drinkwaterho @Kcheesey If it wasn’t for you I’d never remember

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Somebody threw me their bra while I was performing.....I’m going to wear it to bed tonight.