Allison Scheff

Former restaurant critic and food writer and editor, now kitchen designer. Can cook my way out of a paper bag, too.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@Texasbrn Mutt. 5 year old mutt to be exact.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@MoiraDonegan Bring non-alcoholic drinks! I appreciate when people bring these so much bc others want options and I love having special n/a bevs after the party!

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@CoraCHarrington That looks like a popular paint called Dead Salmon by Farrow and Ball. Been trendy in interiors for years.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@qualityrye Probably/maybe if we hang on long enough real long-form criticism will have a resurgence. With prices as they are, it's dicey to go into restaurants trusting what's cool or new. Who pays for/how a company can finance criticism is the big question. And it long has been.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@qualityrye I don't think Eater ever wanted to delve into criticism, it was more about description of vibe, clever wording. This is the careful dance of not pissing off the advertisers! The Infatuation seems to me to prove ppl still like and yearn for criticism. Just not long-form maybe.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

Seahawks with the dumbest, ugliest, most inept win in years.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@Benioff This is idiotic.

[Jessica Malone Grider @mrs_g_rider]

Literally. I live in a city, work full time, and grow food. These things do not have to be mutually exclusive.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

holy shit snl 😂😂😂

[Brōzd @drozd_stephen]

Our daughter Charlotte “Bowie”Drozd has been missing in Seattle since 11:30am Saturday. Last seen on the monorail. We welcome any information or help.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@minakimes Both so so clutch. Tyler being the target in that final 3rd down play last week gave me confidence that Grubb understands who comes thru time and again on this offense (and it's not DK).

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@MamaSitaa__ Um. Periods! Jesus what a wrong-headed policy.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

Imagine if it were a female sports host acting this way. You can't bc it wouldn't be allowed to happen.

[scottwildcat @scottwildcat]

Pat McAfee has been drunk for like two hours, openly chugging beers, talking about getting high AF on his flight over, and is just sloppy on ESPN. I think it’s hilarious but man I bet a ton of folks are pissed, & I can’t imagine how mad folks who never made it on air at ESPN are.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@bambichronicles Me too. So much.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

“When I get that feeling I want sectional healing” 🎶🎵🎼

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@MeghanMcCain So the conservative men are lying? No, unfortunately they are telling the truth as they see it. If this results in backlash, GOOD. Stop attempting to protect these awful men from themselves.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@KELLYWEILL I freeze in 5 cup portions so I can defrost and have 2 large bowls of soup.

[Allison Scheff @allisonscheff]

@KELLYWEILL Roast in olive oil on sheetpans with onions and bell peppers (you want a little caramelization so sometimes I broil a bit, then pull off tomato skins and blend and add to chicken broth plus herbs, to make amazing!!! tomato soup.

[Melissa Santos @MelissaSantos1]

My friend Matt Driscoll, who wrote about Tacoma fearlessly and with deep affection, has left behind a family he loved dearly, including three kids. Here's a way you can support them. https://t.co/IHDYW7XVcC

[Mike Seely @mdseely]

I have no words to describe the passing of my friend Matt Driscoll. He was an incredible dad and journalist. Savor every day, people. You don’t know if it might be your last. https://t.co/hAuL1vM0xW