Call Me Ishmael Maybe

She/her. Writer/Freelance editor. Will edit Tinder profiles for $5. Check out my serial novel, Gladwell & Hart! Patreon at:

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

Chapter Ten of Gladwell & Hart, "The Chandelier," is up NOW!
Read for free at https://t.co/55E0GhZenb
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[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

If you are offered a vaccine, get the vaccine. It’s safe and effective and hesitancy about it make the effort to roll it out to everyone even harder. Nothing gets better without everybody doing their part. Please, please. Get the vaccine.

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

Chapter 25 of Gladwell & Hart is available to read for free now! Just click below:
https://t.co/mftCMoGkgy

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

Because of my wife’s coworkers not following protocol, we now have Covid. We always wash our hands, wear our masks, and social distance. For everyone to be safe, we have to work together. Do your part. Just... c’mon, why are we still having to say this?

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

This week has taken a lot of emotional bandwidth for a lot of us. Rest up. Hydrate. Call your family and friends. Relax. You earned it.
Gladwell & Hart will be back next week with another chapter!

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

Im sure you’ve already heard this, but if you’re in the US and you haven’t voted, GO DO IT.

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

Chapter 21 of Gladwell & Hart is free to read now!
https://t.co/A08zcCBOao

#fiction #freereads #freebooks #books

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

I’ve already voted, but if I were still undecided, I would definitely vote for whichever candidate makes the commitment to replace all the Confederate statues with statues of @DrDemento.

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

Chapter twenty of Gladwell & Hart is available to read right now for #free! Just click the link:
https://t.co/3wuXGOIVOo

#Mystery #ParanormalRomance #CrimeFiction #Novel #WhatToRead #FreeReads

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

@TaliaHibbert This is the opposite of boring

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

We’re all in this together. It doesn’t stop because we get bored. Wear a mask, social distance, and stay safe for yourself and your loved ones.

[Kevin @FightOwensFight]

Let’s try this.

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

@TheFaerth Fire

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

@stormrosewriter Vain

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

She is also, frankly, brilliant and correct

[Call Me Ishmael Maybe @AllisonSterken]

Read this whole thread and then support this woman because she’s hilarious

[Barbara Avon @barb_avon]

This is your reminder #WritingCommunity that if your story seems "boring" or "unexciting" to you, it's because you've read it a bazillion times.

A reader will be enjoying it for the very first time. It will absolutely be exciting to them.

😊

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I don’t understand how COVID is worse than ever after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[WWE on FOX @WWEonFOX]

The New Day @WWEBigE & @TrueKofi make their entrance on #SmackDown.

(via @wwe)

[Dyke Mitka, the Jabroni Slayer @AlliBialystock]

Once my mom called Ed Sheeran “that little redheaded boy” and I’ve never recovered