Allison

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

Some of yall didn’t go to a school where they had recruiters outside the cafeteria during lunch every day

[supreme leader shiv🔻 @trinisadian]

i’m so tired of people acting like US soldiers don’t voluntarily sign up for the military cus they’re blood thirsty genocidal freaks who take pride in murdering and raping people

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Some of us never forgot.

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

After a bad shift they should let the nurses ride the Zamboni as a treat

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

Dumbass doesn’t even know what EMTALA is

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Vance: "If you're an American citizen and you've been to the hospital in the last few years, you've probably noticed that wait times are especially large and very often somebody who's there in the ER is an illegal alien. Why do those people get healthcare benefits at hospitals paid for by American citizens?"

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

The Amish don’t go to the hospital unless they’re 2 minutes away from dying

[Calley Means @calleymeans]

The cancer rate for the Amish is 40% lower than the general population.

Why?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Bondi: If you want to go and print posters with Charlie's picture for a vigil, you have to let them do that. We can prosecute you for that. We have right now our civil rights unit looking at that.

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

Not keeping alcohol in your freezer is a sign your frontal lobe has officially developed

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

I cannot believe this is how I found out we bombed Iran

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

I walked over and told my dad like this

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

The one upside to having migraines is you basically have your own meteorologist in your head

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

is my dog alive???

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

just found out why gay people suck at driving. have you ever tried driving a car wearing doc martens???

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

@tyler_dorr i didn’t even notice that 😂 at least they were honest about being uneducated???

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

playing on switch have tried typing in the syntax in the chat

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

@ConcernedApe i’m playing on a multiplayer farm and our mines are stuck in the dangerous mine mode we’ve tried to change it back multiple times but it won’t change back any advice?

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

sorry can’t come out i already took my magnesium tonight

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Tennessee you better watch your back you bald bitch.

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

me at a fine dining restaurant:
“i’ll take the purple polly pocket jacket, thanks”

[vocal-fry barbie @JumboCarnation]

the first three words you see will predict how 2023 will treat you!!!

[Allison @allisonsuckle]

every time i eat a lime all i can think is “damn skittles nailed it”

[🦇🕸chelsea🕸🦇 @witch_mote]

Mentally I am in the chao garden from Sonic Adventure 2