allison

human embodiment of chaotic evil

[allison @allisonszn]

therapy saved my life. therapy is still saving my life. moral of the story: go to therapy! you may not think you need it, but you'd be surprised how much it helps

[allison @allisonszn]

@dog_rates Tiki & Bear’s favorite toy: rainbow lambchop!! find them @rescueshibasquad on instagram 🏳️‍🌈

[allison @allisonszn]

@tragicbirdapp Tiki & Bear!! they are on instagram @rescueshibasquad 💛

[allison @allisonszn]

everyone telling me how “pretty my hair is” is going to make me shave my head I swear 😭

[allison @allisonszn]

@lai_lette @Starbucks when my dog unexpectedly & tragically passed away, my work not only gave me as much time as I needed off (2.5 days) but they also sent me beautiful flowers. I am so sorry you had to go through this during an already difficult time. I hope you found a company & boss like mine 💛

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Nothing like a woman in some scrubs😍😍😍😍 thank you for your service

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

congratulate yourself more often. you’re the only one who knows how hard you worked to get here.

[allison @allisonszn]

my dad is a product specialist & just described a part to a machine as a “large condom” lmao

[allison @allisonszn]

I love meeting people that went to U of I because they always mention Kam’s 🧡💙

[allison @allisonszn]

reading a love letter my oma sent to my opa after he moved to canada & had to leave her in holland. she said “je meisje eens komt halen” which translates to “come & get your girl” my heart is bursting

[allison @allisonszn]

my dad about my dog: “he only drinks FiLtEReD water”

[allison @allisonszn]

you ever just really want your mom at the ripe age of 23? bc same

[allison @allisonszn]

@kyndalbo & I love you! but for real. you’re the best lol

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

thread of very good dogs protesting for justice

[allison @allisonszn]

knew it was going to be a bad day when I saw a bumper sticker that said “aborted lives matter”

[allison @allisonszn]

@jennieffindp @coffeespoonie lmao you’re going to need to ask Peggy about that one

[allison @allisonszn]

@jennieffindp thank you for everything you do every day. I know you’re probably tired of hearing it by now but you’re my hero 💛

[allison @allisonszn]

@PhilosopherDugi tell Eric that

[allison @allisonszn]

best fast food pizza?

[allison @allisonszn]

Eric just told me I’m prettier than a frog. not sure what to do with this information