Allison Tyma

Broncos football. Colored pens & college ruled paper. Champagne for no reason. Perfecting winged eyeliner. Kittens.

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

All of your 30s is just talking about how drunk you were in your 20s. 🍻😐

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

@michcoll just catching up on the show this morning - We love you right back down here in NC! 🏔🏝 cc: Abby

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

Thanks, Mich & Abby! Pronounced the name correctly too 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

@michcoll if you have a min on the show today can you wish my sister @MaggieTyma a happy birthday? She’s taking the day off to go to Home Goods and Nord Rack and I know she’ll be listening in the car💁🏼‍♀️

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

@MaggieTyma @michcoll Yay! Thank you for the bday shoutout, @michcoll!! Someday I’d love to call in and talk to you and when I do, I humbly request that you speak in the Aussie accent the whole time

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

@michcoll The only New Years resolution I made #moremich

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

@michcoll the second I saw this on Apple news, I thought of you https://t.co/Afv99JHWtk

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

Adams County District Attorney: Justice for Elijah McClain - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/OXVqOvIZeg via @Change

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

@MaggieTyma Never seen it..?😬

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

Movies I will *always* watch when they are on TV:

-Jurassic Park
-Armageddon
-Independence Day

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

@MaggieTyma Ooh yeah

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

@jtrain56 SO ANNOYING. Caught myself singing it earlier today 🙄

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

@cottoncandaddy Another one for the office @MaggieTyma

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

Oh, the new iPhone is going to have a slo-mo front facing camera?

I think I’m just gonna go ahead and delete my Instagram account now.

[alicia @falicia_assman]

me when jpj introduces himself as “john jones” #BachelorInParadise

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

Oh shit Blake's instastories!!! This season is already bringing 90 Day levels of insanity and I for one am not complaining. #bachelorinparadise

[Erica Anne @ericaannetweets]

Blake: I made my bed and I’m going to sleep in it

Kristina: Um, Did you change the sheets?

Me:

#BachelorInParadise

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

Listening to @jtrain56 as a guest on @michcoll‘s Sirius show at work and I am sending snot rockets onto my keyboard trying to stifle my laughter. I could listen to these two banter back and forth 24/7. Quickest wit and most contagious laughs EVER 😂🤣

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Lol is either “That’s funny” or “I’m acknowledging the sentence I just texted was uncomfortable for me to text.”

[Allison Tyma @allisontyma]

#dnbteambuilding