Allison Tollefson (she/her)

oh boy
po' boy

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

could somebody like, I dunno, hold my hand. and then drag me to hell

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

"I think in another life, I'd be a divorced dad." @longtimenoflea

[Cosmo Sheldrake @cosmosheldrake]

Woooohoooooooo ! The little live EP Live in the Chapel Is out now! Many thanks the the amazing Many Moons and the brilliant HOWL.
(Who are also releasing some music today on my label Tardigrade Records)
Listen here:
https://t.co/NTrYi3feeG

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

can you imagine threatening - and then backpedaling - threats of war crimes against an entire country and then. just. not address your country. and just say that your social media posts are enough?

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

What a weenie (Sorry for the language)

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

Not her monkey but it became my circus

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

I love it when religious people can have faith in anything but their children 🤡

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

Can't leave home without my Emotional Support Headache

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

Hey, guys. New cryptid just dropped.

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

@existentialbard Can vote and join the military at will? Hmmm sorry, Stardew Valley is too mature for you

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

Here I thought I was an independent adult but my Xbox is still forcing me to ask a parent before my husband and I can buy a game... Microsoft now controls legal adult age. Unchecked power.

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

Watching A Friendship Die And Being Helpless To Stop It
2/10
worst movie ever
🍅 14%

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

We might just be renters, but we are also people 👉👈

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

@kanga_roooo

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

life is about trying the caesar salad at as many places as possible

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

d e s p e r a t e l y wanting to resolve your shit but not wanting to have that conversation

[Allison Tollefson (she/her) @allisonw711]

Willy Wonka vibes if Willy Wonka were a whimsical protector of nature. Immaculate

[Cosmo Sheldrake @cosmosheldrake]

Stream Bathed In Sound Here: https://t.co/qGwKHDju7m

Bathed In Sound is a song about trying to imagine myself as a whale floating in the ocean, immersed in a liquid medium full of sound, surrounded by plankton and the immense wild wetness of the ocean.

Hope you like it!

[Cosmo Sheldrake @cosmosheldrake]

Wild Wet World